Big dumb animal

Alf LOVES to look threatening, and he can certainly deliver on his threats, but he's not actually about hurting anybody.

If he wants to look nonthreatening, he'll probably just flop over on his side or belly and try to play the part of the lazy predator. He's huge and pointy, so looking useless is really all he can do. I feel like he does this with kids he's trying not to scare.

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